May 2013
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
katkinkat:
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
mianaya:
grubbsgrady:
therealhamster:
2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
ineedathneed:
birdarangs:
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
Anonymous asked: PENIS!
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
kawaiipeculier:
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
